If you can't convince them, confuse them.

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

(Source: vaspim2k13)

osamah:

*takes a hit of weed and develops a jamaican accent*

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).

(Source: timorleste)

happybex:

She wears
I wear
She’s
and I’m
Dreaming bout the day when you
That what you’re lookin’ for has been
If you could see that I’m the one who
Been here all along so why can’t you see?
You

doctor-wholmes:

meaning to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally putting ‘yeha’

(Source: sherlockstilinski)