art students before a final is due
This is so intriguing
Need to get more.
this shit just LOOKS painful idk how yalll do it
it’s a really enjoyable pain
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
girl: come over bae
me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead
girl: i’m off my period
*the tiniest voice* surfbort